Two Haunted Houses. One Night. Bring Cash.
The Elysburg Haunted House has scared people since 1976 and closes for the year Saturday. You eat tacos in Bloomsburg, do the haunted house and hayride at Fear at the Farm, then drive over the hill and finish in the woods in Elysburg.
Seasonal, one night only: Saturday Oct 24, 2026. That is the Elysburg Haunted House's last night of the season. Tacos at 5, farm gates at 6, scares at 7, leave the farm around 8:15, in line in Elysburg by 9. Friday Oct 23 works too with shorter lines. Doing Elysburg first. The farm booth closes around 10, so farm first. Showing up to the farm with only a card. The nice jacket. Anyone who hates being grabbed in the dark. Waiting for next weekend, because Elysburg is done after Saturday.
3 stops
Fourth Taco
Eat by 5:30. You want to be at the farm when the gates open and you do not want to be full on a hayride. Plan on 5:00pm–5:40pm.
Fear at the Farm
Do both attractions. They use water and fake blood and the ground is a farm. Wear shoes you do not love. Plan on 5:50pm–8:15pm. Rough estimate, about a mile and a half.
Elysburg Haunted House
Last night of the season. Saturday lines get long and this is the last one, so get in line by 9. Plan on 8:45pm–10:30pm. Rough estimate on 487 through Catawissa, not map-checked.
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